Linkapalooza - all bizarreness edition

There's been a lot of bizarreness lately. So, let's just skip the rest this time and focus on what's truly important!

The bizarreness:

OMG!!! Big Foot spotted in Canada! [UPI]
Swedish dwarf checked as luggage...almost! [UPI]
China will punish airlines if their customers misbehave [Reuters]
Angry Chinese passengers smash computers (this may be why the link above exists) [Reuters]
Texas man caught stealing jet fuel (hint: it doesn't work in cars!) [UPI]
Woman finds Cheesus (yes, that's a Cheeto Jesus) NECN.com
Drunken Aussie awakes Swedes in Scottish hotel [UPIG
Dubai's $1.5 BILLION Atlantis themed hotel is now open (oh, that nutty Dubai!) [Times Online]
Speaking of nutty Dubai...Emirates Airlines ditching their magazine to save the environment. However, thinks extra fuel required to haul gallons of water for first class showers must be okay for Mother Earth [Guardian & NY Times]
Let's not ignore Dubai's Emirates neighbor, Abu Dhabi and the world's first $1,000,000 vacation package [Independent]
Watch out for the naked sunbathers on the newly opened Germany/Poland border [Guardian]
World's 10 silliest sporting events [Guardian]

[Awesome photo via Flickr]